How to make your parents mad

+ follow them everywhere around the house
+ say moooooh, when they say your name
+ say everything backwards
+ run into walls
+ go into their room at 4 in the morning and say,
"Goooodmorning sunshines!"
+ snort loudly when you laugh and pretend you have to laugh even harder
+ say all of the words in a film
+ Pluck you mom's hair out and say: let's check our DNA!
+ Wear a sticker that says "I'm a Dumbo"
+ talk to everything around in the house.
+ act like you have an imaginary friend with you.
+ climb on the wall or evrything else
+ yell in public: "IEEWL! Mom! don't pick your nose!"
+ switch the light button on and off for a while. then say: "oh, i see how it works"
+ eat your hair
+ hold their hand and whisper that you don't dare to go to the toilet on your own
+ answer on everything: "LIAR!!"
+ act like you're on the phone with friends, all the time they ask you something to do
+ practise swimming on the kitchen floor
+ sing out loud with everysong you hear on the radio
+ Read a magazine and scream all the happenings
+ take the toiletpaper and ask your parents if the wanna buy it
+ keep on askin why bananas are yellow, not blue
+ say "OK! Thats good" after everything
+ ask your parents if you can camp in the supermarket
+ ask you mom if she wants to wash your clothes, while she's doin it
+ give random people your mom's or dad's number
+ tell people around that you lost your mom, and that this crazy woman next
to you is pretending that she is.
+ say "hello mom, you look funny" then laugh and ran around the house all laughing
then go to you dad and do the same