The green living

What if we never discovered the cars and electrics? Or, what is we discovered them 100 years earlier? And were all the people scared for nothing? Well, we will know it once in our lifetime. Or not. It's just if. If we ever see it and If it happens. Most important, If it happens in Our time.

Well, if you don't mind about the climate-summit, and you live day by day, I've got some good tips for you!

- True, Live day by day!

- Smoke. Even if you don't want to.

- Go to America to get your licence to liberty on your 16th.

- Do not take the train, bus or bike! Just take your own car and let your friends take their own too.

- Enjoy your life, not someone-else's.

- You should take a cow as a pet. Actually, everyone should. 'Cause gasses of a cow, are more dangerous than cars.

- Take that shower you always wanted! It just takes a few hours and a lot of bottles of shampoo.

- Wash your hands ever moment, use a lot of soap and even more water then you normally use.

- break out your toilet and go to the garden.

EXTRA TIP! Go with yur cat, dog or your new cow!

- Burn everything that's on your way! A christmas tree, some plastic bags, car wheels or just the whole car.

- Go to China and America and tell them that we have some space left here to drive and to buid ways, so they can make some space over there to make more cars.

- Fly into the most important towers of the world, so you get some war.

- Go on with that war, make it serious. the bombs can only be good. That piece of the world is already gone. So it can't go down with the climate-summit disaster.

- Try to reactivate the fight between Russia an America so they might will explode their nuclear weapons.


So! Do you still wanna live day by day? You can, but than you can also be sure that you won't get 10 years older that you are now.

Here's a to do list:

+ Put your car away, take your bike.

+ stop smoking.

+ kill all the cows, with their dangerous gasses.

+ love your toilet and take care of it.

+ take only a shower of 5 minutes, without any shampoo in 10 years time.

+ give your christmas tree back to mother nature, put it in your back garden.

+ forget the planes and towers.

+ act like you don't know what nuclear is. Ehm.. Actually.. What is it..?!

And last but not least!!

SAVE THE WORLD